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Matthews are charismatic enough to ruin your life. You meet them thinking that they are charming and sincere, but they will always find a way to disappoint on a massive scale that makes you really sad until you get riled up with your friends who coincidentally have all been wronged by a Matthew. Matthews suck; they're the absolute worst. They tell you they love you in the most poetic way and make you fall head over heels because they are very lovable, but it also absolutely kills you when they do something super shitty to ruin you and your image of them. They're loyal but only to a select few, but they consider most people disposable and use them until they have no purpose to them. They'll sleep with you then tell you they love their ex. They're powerful because they're the best liars and gain full control of you and your emotions before fucking up your shit completely. They like to think they're hot shots and they're cocky as shit, and they're smart and all, but the fact that they're assholes makes that not matter in the long run, to you at least, life still tends to treat Matthews just fine despite the fact that they deserve the worst. Like to get left at the alter; they deserve that. But chances are, they will still lead happy and successful lives because life treats you well when you're a Matthew, just not if you interact with one. Stay away if you meet a Matthew.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
Dishwasher safe
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Too inappropriate

Ana job w.Dec 21

Item came at appropriate time in good condition.

Matthew K.Dec 21
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deez n.Dec 20

Got exactly what I wanted. Very happy with my mug.

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It came faster than I thought it would and it looks great!

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i am literally shitting literal bricks please help my asshole is on fire

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Looked great, came earlier than expected, and in perfect condition!

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It came faster than I thought it would and it looks great!

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Ur momgay Very cool it is. mmmmmh very much I like.

yodaDec 19

Every Aspect of my Order (as First-Time customer) was actually very good, nice. .I ordered a white drinking mug with a Red background with text. would recommend this Site again.

Thomas D.Dec 19
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so cool! u can make sarcastic stuff too. i put: sarcasm: being an absolute asshole

TreDavis M.Dec 18

Like the mug for my daughter, but didn’t notice that I had color choices when checking out. The yellow was pre-set so I got that color. Would much rather have selected a different color.

STEPHAN M.Dec 18
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Cute, well-made mug! Exactly like the photo. I can't wait to give this as a gift this Christmas!

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The description of a person by their names is the realest I’ve ever come across

Boluwatife Dec 16

Mug looks great and everything is spelled correctly.

Frank S.Dec 16
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I love my mug! 💘

Angelina S.Dec 16
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the photo is all you need to know.

gay a.Dec 16

It’s pretty damn cool

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It was a really good hoe mug!!!!!

Hoe H.Dec 15

Exactly what I was hoping for! Great product

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