Matt
Nice guy, shy, focused. Makes you feel special, adored, amazing, says all the right things. Goal=Bed. Kisses you softly all over, slowly undresses you, watches your reaction, a snake ensnaring a mouse. He has you in chaos of agitated excitement & you want to jump his cock, he takes you to Heaven with his mastery of sexual skill. Wants a woman that completely devotes herself to him, open & vulnerable. Passive female that doesn't question & accepts that this is all it will ever be. God-like lover makes you cum so hard over & over that you're exhausted by the time he's finished with you; compensating. Matt's don't talk. Many women in his bed, on stand-by & one that just left before you arrived. Guiltless, emotionless. Loves the body not the woman. Not handsome, lazy, messy, gluttonous, hates doing work. Smart but thinks he's more brilliant than he actually is. Leaves you wanting more so you will never get enough of him. Narcissistic and will not ask about your life/interests. Doesn't have many friends & just like his conquests, they come & go. Has many layers that need to be peeled back in order to really get to know him, that is if he wants you to. Guards his true self like a precious diamond. People refer to him as socially awkward, personality disorder, too constrained. Says negative things on social media sites unless directed at his next target female. Fantastic lover, available for sex, and keep ex's around for pleasure. Don't try to date a Matt Just Fuck one!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I fucked with it for months before i finally ate it.
Great mug! Got a homo mug for a friend's birthday and he adored it. :)
love it
THINGS ARE GETTING A LITTLE WILD AT CAILLOU'S HOUSE!
The thing is amazing. Also everything on the back is true!
Professor - I am loving this ....not all professors are blasted toward intellectualism. I believe smart comes in all different sizes, color, beauty, and personality. I will use this coffee cup proudly. Loving it in Denver. Jax
It was great! Very hard to break and easy to hold! Also very cute
I sent my friend the Wordle URL for her to enjoy. She did her first Wordle and got so excited, she sent me a text including the answer she got. This showed at the top of my screen and I read it - there was no way to un-read it so I was ... wordlefucked for the day!
Solid mug. Funny design. Fair price
My dad hits me with his mug. It's very very durable
I got the Capybara one made by FAUBCOK and it was so good quality!
i loved the mug, gave it to my grandmother on her birthday
The mug is great! I bought it as a gag gift for a friend, and I didn't really think it was going to be a good mug, but when I got it I was super surprised! It is really high quality feeling ceramic and the print is very clear and good looking. It was also packaged really well, and the shipping process was nice too! It did take longer than I thought to get here, but it's understandable as I did order it custom. In all it is an amazing mug and I think I'm gonna have to buy one for myself.
This mug is great! It comes in perfect condition and I love that you can change the definitions! I put my name and then I put the definition as ‘the best person’. Made my day every time I picked it up.
My name is Asher, I looked my name up a few days ago and we all had a good laugh. Now, this mug is my go to morning mug for drinking my herbal tea and plotting to take over the realms.
I just love it. Just like I ordered!
Exactly as promised.
To beginulate, the muglification of the vessel is both pleasing to the eye as well as the hand. Secondly, the option of choosing one's own colors adds to the lessening if the so called " buyer's remorse" which so often accompanies modern "on line" purchases.
My husband absolutely loves this! This was a difficult product to find but it turned out perfectly! He was cracking up. Definitely worth the buy.
I bought this mug for my daughter for Valentine’s Day. She saw the different descriptions of her name on your site, and read every one of them!! She then found a mug with everything written about her name on it. So, I am surprising her with it. The mug looks great. Quick delivery!
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