Matt
A well known man whore. if u meet a boy named matt. run bitch fucking run. matt will be the sweetest guy you'll ever meet, well over snapchat of course. but in real life he has the nastiest speech impedement you'll ever hear. it will b cute until you have sex with him. I mean who wants a guy whispering "fuck me hawder" in your ear. guys named matt have a ton of experience but the sex is garbage. matt loves having sex with girls or should I say gorls with severe daddy issues named Alabama, Montana, and Texas. if your not 3-4 years younger then him then don't even think about trying to get with him. he loves sex positions that put u in the hospital or leave unconscious on his bed. matt is the most self involved person you will ever meet in your life, all he talks about is himself, you'll be lucky if u can even get a word in. all Im saying is u have to be at the lowest of low points in ur life to be even semi-attracted to a boy named matt. matt is a mommy's boy meaning his mom will know everything u and him did. not cool matt. matt will most likely beg u to be his girlfriend but as soon as he meets a girl names Alabama its game over sis. once u break up he will run his bitch ass mouth, talking shit about u. talking bout how nasty u are even tho he was begging for u the week before. morel of the story he's a pussy. period.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I purchased the eggplant color cup for my friend, purple is her favorite color and she loves her special cup, she cooks a lot, so I had Itis with Iris put on one side of the cup and the meaning on the other side because when she cooks that how everyone feels afterwards!! Thanks UD Diana K.
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It’s cute and wasn’t broken when it shipped. Just smaller than expected
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