Mary Kay Whipped mug
A truly demoralizing version of pussy whipped. A man who is pussy whipped will spend moderate amounts of money and miss occasional important events at the whim of his wife. However, a man who is Mary Kay whipped will take it to the next level, then to several higher levels still. He will go bankrupt numerous times, miss so much work that he loses his job, and lose touch so completely with his friends that they think they’ve missed his funeral; all in support of his female master’s participation in the cult/pyramid scheme world of Mary Kay, Avon, Tupperware, Pampered Chef, etc. While his involvement starts out gradually at first, it soon explodes into weekly parties where he is using vacation time or missing poker nights with his buddies to prepare finger foods and keep the kids “out of the way.” The cost starts gradually, too. It grows from a $200 “starter kit” into taking over one bedroom, then two. Before long, he has to sell his motorcycle and boat to add a huge room to the house to store all of the paraphernalia. As if that is not bad enough, his wife then must escalate her attendance and purchases at her girlfriends’ cult meetings/parties. As they each move up their respective pyramids, it requires a more significant investment by their friends’ male funds providers. If you ever meet a man who is Mary Kay whipped, ask him where his nuts are. Bet your bottom dollar that they are securely stored in the glovebox of a pink Cadillac that cost him approximately $675,000.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
- Glossy ceramic, 11 oz
- Vivid artwork fused into the finish, not a vinyl decal
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Word on front, definition on back
- Approximately 3.8" tall
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
A mug for your boyfriend Paul????? My boyfriend is not called Paul. I don't even have a boyfriend
Great mug... finally got my ""your mom gay lol" mug, I'm so happy
ariana grande mug omg this slays mah life
It was easy to correct grammar when necessary, and then to order a great gift for a member of a wedding party. Nice, simple, and sturdy mug.
with this we regain gods trust This mug changes my views of humanity. I think we may have a chance of not going extinct. Everyone should own this fantastic mug. Oh it's also has a nice handle.
Love that I got an Urban Dictionary word definition from someone I know! So much fun and great memory item!! 😊
I like it but it took a long time getting here
Very basic mug but does the trick!
The mug is of good quality but advertisement needs to change as the sample photo for ordering gives the customer an illusion that the entire mug is of that color ordered when it is not
muffinism mug very bold mug i love it u should buy one
Oof oof this mug gives me life every single day. i have no other reason to wake up in the morning. also this website is the only thing that's ever loved me.
The fact you guys make custom mugs is the most hilarious yet smartest thing ever, thank you so much I'm definitely gonna collect these and chuckle at the crazy words/terms only I will understand the depth of! 😂
Nice, but I need the “Reservation Dogs” version of “Aho!”
The mug is a gift for our Fantasy Football league winner…or loser. I'm not sure yet; it's a bit of a spoof that will be disclosed on Thanksgiving.
Love it just like your ranking to be noticed at 4 to stabilize with bots at 5 but looks real
Perfect Mug My CPacket mug arrived perfectly with the definition of that skid
My real first name is Ancil and I must say this is by far the greatest thing I have ever seen in my life and I love you all.
YOIT Ligma balls bitch. YOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTT
What is there to say? It's a mug, with a word in front and the definition in back. Nicely done!
This will be the perfect gift this winter! It even came in a nice little box. The mug seems to be of good quality. It was a bit pricy, got to be honest, but it’ll be very well received.