Mary Kay Whipped
A truly demoralizing version of pussy whipped. A man who is pussy whipped will spend moderate amounts of money and miss occasional important events at the whim of his wife. However, a man who is Mary Kay whipped will take it to the next level, then to several higher levels still. He will go bankrupt numerous times, miss so much work that he loses his job, and lose touch so completely with his friends that they think they’ve missed his funeral; all in support of his female master’s participation in the cult/pyramid scheme world of Mary Kay, Avon, Tupperware, Pampered Chef, etc. While his involvement starts out gradually at first, it soon explodes into weekly parties where he is using vacation time or missing poker nights with his buddies to prepare finger foods and keep the kids “out of the way.” The cost starts gradually, too. It grows from a $200 “starter kit” into taking over one bedroom, then two. Before long, he has to sell his motorcycle and boat to add a huge room to the house to store all of the paraphernalia. As if that is not bad enough, his wife then must escalate her attendance and purchases at her girlfriends’ cult meetings/parties. As they each move up their respective pyramids, it requires a more significant investment by their friends’ male funds providers. If you ever meet a man who is Mary Kay whipped, ask him where his nuts are. Bet your bottom dollar that they are securely stored in the glovebox of a pink Cadillac that cost him approximately $675,000.
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I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
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The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
The price was a little expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
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I was very pleased with the mug and I was thrilled that I could purchase a customized item that perfectly suited the person I was gifting. The only issue I had was that it didn't have the quote from the tv show the word came from as that was pictured on the mug prior to purchase.
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