Maro
Maro is the most beautiful girl I have ever seen. We going out for about a month and a half. We did so much like go to carnivals together sit on rides and play carnival games. I would bet her every time. We go out to dinner and I would get drunk. I was jealous of her exes so much that we would always fight about it. She would kick my ass black and blue but I stood my ground and fought back I wasn't going out like no punk. She would beat me so bad that every time we would wanna fuck my dick would go limp or maybe that was because I found out she was too good for me and wtf is this Goddess doing with me. But again I wasn't going out like no punk I fucked and fucked till I put a baby in her. But then she realized she didn't want ugly retarded babies and aborted. But again I wasn't going out like no punk so again I huffed and puffed and fucked again till she was pregnant with twins. She was happy at first like we're having twins but She thought it over and was like I can't raise three ugly and retarded babies. Till finally she locked me up and fucked someone else. But that's not all She still wasn't happy and still till this day wishes she was raising 3 ugly and retarded babies The End
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Perfect gift As a joke I gave one to my mate but I costumised it. It said tom drunk 24/7 ugly and got lovely hair. The lovely hair part was a joke coz he don’t have any. It was his favourite gift he got for his birthday and he drinks his beer out of it 😂
Great mug…. Got one for Cole M.’s girlfriend.
I ordered a customized mug for my gf and everything came out well. There were no autocorrect mistakes and the mug was unscratched. Would shop here again
Also got one for Cole M.'s girlfriend, even faster sex.
Istgd imma force my mum to buy this idek hw i find out but this shit looks fucking fire
Perfect coffee cup for a hockey fan. Great conversation starter.
Perfect gift! My husband loved it. So funny and clever!
Great mug… got one for my girlfriend… instant sex
As always, these are well made mugs that stand up to most anything. And they make perfect gifts (in this case for dirty-minded members of a wedding party). I’m extremely pleased.
Is a great mug that I purchased as a gag gift for a coworker. You know the one who also as interesting words/phrases that only urban dictionary can explain. Great as a coffee mug and better as conversation piece!
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The mug exceeded my expectations. Really excellent quality and build
Jim, you’re a fucking idiot interfering with accurate ratings and legitimate feedback. Get a hobby.
Great gift!
A little spendy, but worth it.
My wife kept talking about "ways out" being a Denver version of "psych" and she was right, so I got her this once I found it on UD. She loved it!
It's a great mug, will reccomend to family members my grandma gave me this mug for christmas and it was by far the best gift i got.
It arrived three weeks after ordering but given the holiday rush and inability of shipping to keep on schedule arrived late but was perfect little gift from me to my wife for her morning coffee with her "nickname" on the mug.
I liked the photo on your website and so I ordered the mug. You sent it right away, and it looks great!
Arrived carefully packaged
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