Maro Mug
I new she was the one when I laid eyes on her. Her perfect imperfections. Big brown eyes, smile and soft skin. Her giggles. I hit the stars when I seen her I was stunned. I couldn't stop thinking of her. Too much to say! Time and life is precious. Extremely short you don't realize. You should cherish the people in your life especially ones like her. Idk how she felt but I really liked her. I screwed it all up. She will help you become better if you let her and listen. She thinks people don't love her or judge her but that's not true. If she's ever in your life you will not want to share her. You will feel like you're not good enough for her cause frankly you're not. She has so much to offer. Social skills and kindness. Intelligence and beauty. She's also that trophy wife if you're lucky and she excepts. So don't miss the opportunity to make her the mother of your children. She will make beautiful little babies. She's amazing with children and people. If she's on your arm everyone will talk to you. Men will be horny and jealous they don't have her and women will be jealous they don't look like her and act like her. A lady in the streets but very erotic and luscious in bed. She will make/keep you happy. She will never let you down. Unless you don't treat her like the princess she is. Maro is your best friend so make her your wife and mother of your children or you will regret it. If you're reading this I always want good for you even if it hurts me.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Couldn't wait until the mug got home. Immediately after i bought it i wet myself. I couldn't help it. I got so bored of waiting i ordered 5 more mugs. And then another 5. And then ANOTHER 5. And now i have fucking 60 mugs that say schizophrenia on them. I only intended on gifting this mug to my schizophrenic younger sibling as a last gift before i inevitably must suffocate him with his own pillow. Now with all these mugs and have decided to put one mug on the old couple across the street's doorstep each day until eventually they are convinced that they are schizophrenic and see things that aren't there. Next i will get them to be taken to a mental institute where they will be locked up to live in an all-white facility for the rest of their lives. My hope is that i can do this to all of the neighbors on my street so i can finally get enough space so that i can run my hamster experiments in peace without my neighbors always wonder what the small hamster screams coming from my basement are. Anyways nice mug 8/10.
I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.
I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great π
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morbβd
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. π
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy