Mark 1 Skytrain

The oldest most haunted stock on the Skytrain Network. Versions: - 1.100 {#1-56 > original - 1.200 (#61-118) > almost identical to the 1.1s - 1.300 (#121-136) > Outhouse doors + some seats removed, handles rearranged, more spacious, squeaky fan + out of factory smell despite decades old - 1.400 (#137-156) > Like 1.3 but 'outhouse doors' back and the doors won't all open and close together when theres an obstruction Synonyms + Why: - Boobie trains - (or booey / boo boo) those big black rectangles on the back of the cars on either side of the 'outhouse door' are like a pair of big black boobies - Crying trains - just before complete stop 9/10 times they make a crying sound sometimes longer (full cry), or shorter (half cry). like the sad dramatic violin music in old black/white dramas - ie. it's sad so many chickens are dying. - Chicken slaughter trains - during slowdown + stop hints of a metallic echo or 'shing!' like when certain saws come to a stop (or sword drawn) can be heard, as if a slaughter house inside is sawing the heads off chickens - Pooey trains - Contact will make your hand and clothing smell pooey! - Poopie trains - shape of the front looks like an outhouse w/door leading to small area that can fit a loo (yes people still poo there) - Haunted trains - had 'spirit of this/that' written on it, those crying sounds gives impression of groups spirits flying each time the 'gear' is lowered - Bouncing trains - bounce from side to side when it reaches speed