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Military personell that have been stuffed so full of shit that they think they are more useful than they actually are. Common Marine culture states that their training is "a challenge of a liftime" and that they are invaluable to the modern U.S. military. They bring no more to the U.S. military than any other branch and their training is not much more difficult than anything you'll go through in the military. In fact, if you compared to the "elite warrior" (because Marines believe they are) programs of other branches it is easier. They only believe all this because they are told this from the very beginning, including the recruiting process. The Marines have found a niche in recruiting by making people believe they are the "elite fighting" branch and it has worked effectively. While other branches have taken other routes. Army recruiters tell you that combat is an option. Navy recruiters tell you that their boot camp is easy and is only six weeks. While Air Force recruiters will tell you that they are the most technological military branch and are the head of the U.S. military's nuclear power and aviation. The truth is, joining the Army is becoming a soldier. A soldier is a warrior and a fighter so expect combat. Navy training is not easy, the basic training isn't even six weeks. All of the training can take anywhere from four months to two and a half years. The Air Force isn't the top in any fucking thing, they pretty much share nuclear and air dominance with the Navy. Most people who join the military are boys who think that the Marines/Army/Navy/Air Force will make them men, when in reality it will just make them into assholes. The others who want to give something back to their country are heroes. I used to be the former and I've grown up since then.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
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t-this mug changed my life. At first i was a loner but then i bought this mug and i became HIM. I thank this mug everyday for its blessings

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Cute, good quality, *****!

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Exactly as expected!

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My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.

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God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,

Yeetus Da FeetusOct 28

Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.

DanOct 27

Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!

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Best mug i have ever purchased! Subscribe

LazarBeamOct 26

I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com

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"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.

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My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!

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I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye

LiviOct 22

I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️

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these mugs are amazing. I can't

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My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses

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I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG

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good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl

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Fast shipment Better than expected!

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Customer service was very responsive and helpful

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