Marines
Military personell that have been stuffed so full of shit that they think they are more useful than they actually are. Common Marine culture states that their training is "a challenge of a liftime" and that they are invaluable to the modern U.S. military. They bring no more to the U.S. military than any other branch and their training is not much more difficult than anything you'll go through in the military. In fact, if you compared to the "elite warrior" (because Marines believe they are) programs of other branches it is easier. They only believe all this because they are told this from the very beginning, including the recruiting process. The Marines have found a niche in recruiting by making people believe they are the "elite fighting" branch and it has worked effectively. While other branches have taken other routes. Army recruiters tell you that combat is an option. Navy recruiters tell you that their boot camp is easy and is only six weeks. While Air Force recruiters will tell you that they are the most technological military branch and are the head of the U.S. military's nuclear power and aviation. The truth is, joining the Army is becoming a soldier. A soldier is a warrior and a fighter so expect combat. Navy training is not easy, the basic training isn't even six weeks. All of the training can take anywhere from four months to two and a half years. The Air Force isn't the top in any fucking thing, they pretty much share nuclear and air dominance with the Navy. Most people who join the military are boys who think that the Marines/Army/Navy/Air Force will make them men, when in reality it will just make them into assholes. The others who want to give something back to their country are heroes. I used to be the former and I've grown up since then.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Istgd imma force my mum to buy this idek hw i find out but this shit looks fucking fire
Perfect coffee cup for a hockey fan. Great conversation starter.
Perfect gift! My husband loved it. So funny and clever!
Great mug… got one for my girlfriend… instant sex
As always, these are well made mugs that stand up to most anything. And they make perfect gifts (in this case for dirty-minded members of a wedding party). I’m extremely pleased.
Is a great mug that I purchased as a gag gift for a coworker. You know the one who also as interesting words/phrases that only urban dictionary can explain. Great as a coffee mug and better as conversation piece!
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The mug exceeded my expectations. Really excellent quality and build
Jim, you’re a fucking idiot interfering with accurate ratings and legitimate feedback. Get a hobby.
Great gift!
A little spendy, but worth it.
My wife kept talking about "ways out" being a Denver version of "psych" and she was right, so I got her this once I found it on UD. She loved it!
It's a great mug, will reccomend to family members my grandma gave me this mug for christmas and it was by far the best gift i got.
It arrived three weeks after ordering but given the holiday rush and inability of shipping to keep on schedule arrived late but was perfect little gift from me to my wife for her morning coffee with her "nickname" on the mug.
I liked the photo on your website and so I ordered the mug. You sent it right away, and it looks great!
Arrived carefully packaged
me and the boys when i get vodka mug
I ordered 3 of your mugs, with different names on them. There was a typo in the information about the name on the back of each of the mugs. This wasn’t a dealbreaker because the people who received them liked them. However, it would be nice if somebody who has basic proficiency in spelling English words could proofread the script for all of your names before they’re prepared.
Arrived on time. Great packaging. Communication with vendor was top-notch. High quality item.
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