man period
The time of the month when a teenage boy, NOT A MAN, experiences hormonal changes which affect his usual state of bitchiness to an extreme level. Symptoms: -irrationality -need to run 10 miles a day -touching themselves -often having rant sessions about the girls they can't get and how bitchy they are, when in reality she's way to good for him and he's to stupid to know how to get a girl in the first place -often doing stupid things repeatedly with other members of the penile race -need to have excessively long lingering conversations with oneself involving why they didn't get the girl and expressing their sadness via music and holes in wall. -lost in thought -a permanent angry look stuck one their face -frequent bathroom visits -drumming fingers on the desk -tapping feet -less than needed humming of sad song by some random band that was cool in the 50's. aka the 18 hundreds -can't express themselves except through song, dance, and pervy comments (more like shuffling..) -getting lost in a hot girls legs.. I mean, I mean... eyes! -looking around with nervous glances -suddenly brings up inside joke that no one else knows -needs to be the center of attention -over-drama-tization of their problems -frequently solving crossword puzzles and math problems -coming up with more sad songs to sing about during next man period -putting random programs on their fancy graphing calculator -still wondering about that girl.. -madly in love with Rae (nice justin)
The Urban Dictionary Mug
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
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Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
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Every web purchase should be this easy! Love it!

Great quality, although a high price for a mug! Printed really nicely and came out really well. $30 worth the laugh.
High quality finish
I just love mugs
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gave it to my mom, she was proud. (shes dead)
My maiden name was Puddy and I just loved this mug that defined what Puddy means! I bought one for my brother as well as one for me… And this is the first time in all of our 70 + years that we have heard Puddy defined! We both are super grateful!
The color of the block highlighting the subject word was labeled "Flamingo Pink", but on the mug, it's actually closer to lilac and the woman I bought this mug for loves the color pink. I do like the apparent permanence of the design on the mug, I'm just disappointed with the inaccuracy of the color.
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