Mall Feet
Mall Feet is a man's greatest fear. Even Chuck Norris cannot withstand this insurmountable epidemic-like disease. This is the condition in which a person's foot begins to ache with excruciating pain, due to simple physics and logic: Fa = G*(m1m2)/(d^2) + U^t Fa = Force of Attraction G = 6.673 x 10-11 N m2/kg2 m1 = mass of person in kg m2 = mass of bag(s) in kg U^t = Unknown other factors such as temperature of mall, duration of carrying bags and etc. that will cause the person to be less willing to carry the bag as time proceeds. Note: the U value tends to increase exponentially for males in particular as they pay for an item that is NOT theirs, but that of the female companion. Cures: Like the HIV virus and such, there are no cures--most likely a conspiracy among the female gender...
The Urban Dictionary Mug
The coffee mug looks great and always draws comments from others.
FUCKING BEST CUP EVER NGL
Loiks great
I had it drop-shipped and the recipient was very pleased. Thank you for the quick service and handling.
The coffee mug looks great and always draws comments from those seeing the first time.
perfect for when im expressing myself <3
The most coolest I own!
Cole m's girlfriend loved this mug we have an uncontrollable love for eachother
Easy to order and packaged well!!
It's an amazing product!
The mug is a lot of fun and arrived as promised! Thank you
Just what we ordered, arrived in perfect condition, arrived on time! Excellent!
So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.
got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
Really great! Your custom mugs are amazing and hilarious
lit af my name is Frey and the def isnt true but its so great
Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
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