Malachi
The guy no one went for all that much, though that's all you wanted to go for. He is different than literally everyone else. He has green eyes and dark brown hair. When you look into his eyes you fall for him harder each moment you stare into them. His smile makes you insane almost mad because of how adorable it is. He drives you crazy, but yet hes the one to keep you calm to stop you from having a rampage over something. I would say he is the type who is very awkward and shy and let's you do all the talking until he gets comfortable, even though he's so awkward he makes you awkward. He makes sure you're safe and happy but loves to make you frustrated just to be cute. You would do anything for him.... ANYTHING. He is the most handsome person in my eyes and makes me blush just thinking about him. He's a perv but the funny kind, he's probably the most sarcastic person you will meet besides yourself. Hugging him is like all your surroundings disappear and it's just the two of you, nothing else could tear the two of you apart. When you hold his hand it's so relieving to know someone else could finally understand you and to show off to all the bitches hes yours and only yours and nothing could ever change that. He faces the world with you, and whatever emotion you are in he is in because he couldn't stand you being sad so it makes him upset also, he would give you everything you want just to make you happy.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.

Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
I've had this mug for over a year now and every single day it watches while I shower. It makes me safe sometimes protects me from the voices. Other times I'm lying on the couch watching judge Judy and eating my hot pickles and the mug becomes angry I feel it approaching me with menacing aura. Next thing I know I'm pooing out pieces of ceramic. Overall, its a great mug but only if you can afford multiple colonoscopy's and extremely invasive anal procedures a year. If you have the money for that THIS IS THE MUG FOR YOU.
This mug has given me a new meaning to wake up everyday. I absolutely adore it and I don’t think my life would be the same if this mug did not exist. A gift from God, truly.
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