Malachi
The guy no one went for all that much, though that's all you wanted to go for. He is different than literally everyone else. He has green eyes and dark brown hair. When you look into his eyes you fall for him harder each moment you stare into them. His smile makes you insane almost mad because of how adorable it is. He drives you crazy, but yet hes the one to keep you calm to stop you from having a rampage over something. I would say he is the type who is very awkward and shy and let's you do all the talking until he gets comfortable, even though he's so awkward he makes you awkward. He makes sure you're safe and happy but loves to make you frustrated just to be cute. You would do anything for him.... ANYTHING. He is the most handsome person in my eyes and makes me blush just thinking about him. He's a perv but the funny kind, he's probably the most sarcastic person you will meet besides yourself. Hugging him is like all your surroundings disappear and it's just the two of you, nothing else could tear the two of you apart. When you hold his hand it's so relieving to know someone else could finally understand you and to show off to all the bitches hes yours and only yours and nothing could ever change that. He faces the world with you, and whatever emotion you are in he is in because he couldn't stand you being sad so it makes him upset also, he would give you everything you want just to make you happy.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
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