Making Love
There I was dancing at a Club dancing with a hunk named Juan. Suddenly he was there grabbing my arm and leading me into his car. I could tell we were driving to a nearby hotel. He was staying there, but I am not quite sure. Everything was blurry until we got into the suite. He led me into the bathroom and started unzipping the back of my dress. He pulled it down to my ankles so that I only had on my bra and a thong. He knelt down so his face was at my hips and tugged down my thong. I started to unbutton his shirt revealing tanned toned skin. I tugged down his jeans and boxers. He wrapped his arms around me and started to unfasten my bra. He led me into the shower and turned on the water. He grabbed my neck and pushed it into a long kiss sticking his tongue into my mouth. As our bodies got we laid down In the bath. He slowly started to slip himself into me. I moaned in ecstasy As he slowly slipped out of me. I rolled over so I was on top. He grinned evilly as he laid his hands on my breasts. I thrust. myself forwards and instantly orgasmed. Then he led me out of the shower and into his bed. The wet sheets clung to our bodies as I wrapped my legs around him and me made out for what felt like forever. He rolled over so he was on top he grabbed by breasts and thrust himself into me, I screamed his name. We wrapped our arms and legs around each other and rolled around while making out. Juan grabbed my wrist and held them down while he slowly slipped into me and back out.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Came out just as described! Had the full definition. Very pleased!
Perfect coffee cup for a hockey fan. Great conversation starter.
As always, these are well made mugs that stand up to most anything. And they make perfect gifts (in this case for dirty-minded members of a wedding party). I’m extremely pleased.
I liked the photo on your website and so I ordered the mug. You sent it right away, and it looks great!
It arrived three weeks after ordering but given the holiday rush and inability of shipping to keep on schedule arrived late but was perfect little gift from me to my wife for her morning coffee with her "nickname" on the mug.
Arrived on time. Great packaging. Communication with vendor was top-notch. High quality item.
Item came at appropriate time in good condition.
Just what I expected. Merchandise looked just like it did online. Showed my friends and even they loved the cup! Plan on ordering more merchandise from you guys. Thanks. KLDS
so happy you were able to put my unique word "Obergrossescheinehund" onto the new yellow mug. The yellow mug and black print make it easy for the words to be seen.
As always, a great gift.
Was very happy with the customer service team when I had a question. They responded to my email quickly. The mug looks really cool, makes me laugh every time I use it and high quality. I’m in love with it. Thanks!
Wanted to try these guys out to see if they delivered and how it'd go. Went great. Got two mugs within 7 days, unharmed, printed well. THANK YOU
Quick delivery, easy ordering, unique and special gift!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
The mug I ordered was exactly as described on the site. The shipping was fast as well. I will buy from these people again.
Came within a week and it's exactly what I ordered, my friend will love it!
Excellent mug excellent service
The mug , color and saying are perfect! PMEO is what I say at work everyday. It has become a favorite saying for my coworkers when things go haywire!
As always, easy to order and not-too-long of a wait for the finished product to arrive. It’s well-printed, and very sturdy. A great gag present for wedding party members.
t-this mug changed my life. At first i was a loner but then i bought this mug and i became HIM. I thank this mug everyday for its blessings
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