Maëlle Mug
maëlle is the girl i loved for years and the only one i'd imagine a future with for a long time. things were rough between us, but our love was gentle. the most gentle love we ever felt. she struggles a lot in her personal life and despite being mistreated by people that doesn't take enough care of her, she still is a ray of sunshine. at least, she was the sunshine of my life. she has a big heart and she knows how to share love. and when she does, everything becomes easier to endure. loving her was the easiest thing i have ever done. for years, we took care of each other. for years, we were the only thing that truly matters in our lives. for years, it was just us. me and her. she is very smart. she is kind and caring. she is funny. and she's beautiful, in and out. there is nothing than i want more than her happiness and well-being. if you see this, take care of yourself. put yourself at first. and know that even if i can't stay by your side anymore, i'll always care about you. i'll always wish you the best. you truly were both my love and loss of my life.
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Customer Reviews
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great 💀
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!