Madelyn Mug
I love Madelyn. When you first meet a Madelyn, sometimes you won’t realize you’re in love with them. You may doubt yourself, but when you eventually reach the point of knowing and understanding a Madelyn, everything will feel easy. Madelyn never fail to make me smile. She’s funny, incredibly smart, and doesn’t like to take compliments about her progress well. But she is hardworking, and deserves praise because she is truly a wonderful person. The way a Madelyn can care for someone even when they don’t deserve it, and the way she can find the humor in even the smallest of things make me want to understand her for the rest of my life. You can never be bored with a Madelyn, and if you find yourself to be, you’re content just being with her. A Madelyn cares for people, and can make anyone feel welcome. She makes people feel seen. She is truly a spectacular human being. She is beautiful and mesmerizing, and quite positively breathtaking in everything she does. I mean it when I say, Madelyns’ are surprising, but they make you feel in awe of everything that she’s done, chooses to do, and believes in. Madelyns’ make you believe in the possibilities. I love her, and I am in love with her. If you are ever lucky enough to meet a Madelyn, I believe I can say, you should feel it in your gut that somethings going to change. but you better give yourself a chance, and believe in yourself too. Because Madelyns’ help me believe in life more.
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Customer Reviews
Couldn't wait until the mug got home. Immediately after i bought it i wet myself. I couldn't help it. I got so bored of waiting i ordered 5 more mugs. And then another 5. And then ANOTHER 5. And now i have fucking 60 mugs that say schizophrenia on them. I only intended on gifting this mug to my schizophrenic younger sibling as a last gift before i inevitably must suffocate him with his own pillow. Now with all these mugs and have decided to put one mug on the old couple across the street's doorstep each day until eventually they are convinced that they are schizophrenic and see things that aren't there. Next i will get them to be taken to a mental institute where they will be locked up to live in an all-white facility for the rest of their lives. My hope is that i can do this to all of the neighbors on my street so i can finally get enough space so that i can run my hamster experiments in peace without my neighbors always wonder what the small hamster screams coming from my basement are. Anyways nice mug 8/10.
I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.
I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great 💀
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy