LYNDA
Lynda is a girl different from any other one you’re ever gonna meet … she has the most beautiful deep brown eyes and doesn’t even know she’s pretty… she’ll surprise you with how gentle she can be in private and her beautiful eyes will get teary when she is scared the first time she sleeps over but if you’re lucky to get her to open up you’ll see that her heart is almost as beautiful as her tits… WHICH ARE PERFECT ! her ass is nice too but nothing will compare to her magical pussy and she’s prettier in the morning! ….she can get a little slutty and commitment phobic so if you don’t have a talk with her about monogamy right away she’ll be hard to catch but if you do make her your girlfriend you’ll get even more bjs double the amazing sex with her and she’ll be really perfectly domestic, cook amazing food and be super dirty when you least expect it …she’ll even get prettier and dress up for you more ….every man and woman wherever you go will start awkwardly check her out and so will your friends and family …that’s when you will become cruel and insecure and you’ll regret being such a jerk to her and breaking her heart forever .. Lynda is always sweet so lots of people will hate you for making her cry and dumping her …you’ll miss her so much you’ll marry an ugly boring short girl with flinstone feet instead … who isn’t even a 1/4 as honest , tender and awesome as Lynda and you’ll wish you weren’t such a dumbass every day and night for the rest of your life.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Came out just as described! Had the full definition. Very pleased!
Perfect coffee cup for a hockey fan. Great conversation starter.
As always, these are well made mugs that stand up to most anything. And they make perfect gifts (in this case for dirty-minded members of a wedding party). I’m extremely pleased.
I liked the photo on your website and so I ordered the mug. You sent it right away, and it looks great!
It arrived three weeks after ordering but given the holiday rush and inability of shipping to keep on schedule arrived late but was perfect little gift from me to my wife for her morning coffee with her "nickname" on the mug.
Arrived on time. Great packaging. Communication with vendor was top-notch. High quality item.
Item came at appropriate time in good condition.
Just what I expected. Merchandise looked just like it did online. Showed my friends and even they loved the cup! Plan on ordering more merchandise from you guys. Thanks. KLDS
so happy you were able to put my unique word "Obergrossescheinehund" onto the new yellow mug. The yellow mug and black print make it easy for the words to be seen.
As always, a great gift.
Was very happy with the customer service team when I had a question. They responded to my email quickly. The mug looks really cool, makes me laugh every time I use it and high quality. I’m in love with it. Thanks!
Wanted to try these guys out to see if they delivered and how it'd go. Went great. Got two mugs within 7 days, unharmed, printed well. THANK YOU
Quick delivery, easy ordering, unique and special gift!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
The mug I ordered was exactly as described on the site. The shipping was fast as well. I will buy from these people again.
Came within a week and it's exactly what I ordered, my friend will love it!
Excellent mug excellent service
The mug , color and saying are perfect! PMEO is what I say at work everyday. It has become a favorite saying for my coworkers when things go haywire!
As always, easy to order and not-too-long of a wait for the finished product to arrive. It’s well-printed, and very sturdy. A great gag present for wedding party members.
t-this mug changed my life. At first i was a loner but then i bought this mug and i became HIM. I thank this mug everyday for its blessings
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