LYNDA
Lynda is a girl different from any other one you’re ever gonna meet … she has the most beautiful deep brown eyes and doesn’t even know she’s pretty… she’ll surprise you with how gentle she can be in private and her beautiful eyes will get teary when she is scared the first time she sleeps over but if you’re lucky to get her to open up you’ll see that her heart is almost as beautiful as her tits… WHICH ARE PERFECT ! her ass is nice too but nothing will compare to her magical pussy and she’s prettier in the morning! ….she can get a little slutty and commitment phobic so if you don’t have a talk with her about monogamy right away she’ll be hard to catch but if you do make her your girlfriend you’ll get even more bjs double the amazing sex with her and she’ll be really perfectly domestic, cook amazing food and be super dirty when you least expect it …she’ll even get prettier and dress up for you more ….every man and woman wherever you go will start awkwardly check her out and so will your friends and family …that’s when you will become cruel and insecure and you’ll regret being such a jerk to her and breaking her heart forever .. Lynda is always sweet so lots of people will hate you for making her cry and dumping her …you’ll miss her so much you’ll marry an ugly boring short girl with flinstone feet instead … who isn’t even a 1/4 as honest , tender and awesome as Lynda and you’ll wish you weren’t such a dumbass every day and night for the rest of your life.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Just as described. Excellent packaging. Timely shipping. No problems here. Thanks!
Just wish it could have had a little more of the text on the mug, but otherwise it's great. What a clever marketing idea to be able to get this on t-shirts and mugs.
The Urban Dictionary offers one-of-a-kind products in its Coffee Mugs if you want to purchase something interesting. A bit off-center and not the norm. This is the place to be. Customer service is responsive to your query when asking a question. All Good.
Just as described. A fun line of products. Have already ordered others. Thanks!
I can't believe my name became a meme. I love this mug.
Great product. Timely shipping. Highly recommend this establishment. Thanks!
Great idea to be able to offer this quality mug. I wish it would have come with the full text including examples listed on Urban Dictionary but I do love the mug. Just bought my 2nd one. Packaging is duarable and perfect for rough transit.
My husband absolutely loves this! This was a difficult product to find but it turned out perfectly! He was cracking up. Definitely worth the buy.
I live in a Hillbilly Condo & love my flamingo pink mug.
The mug arrived as shown and expected. But, it is an average mug and the cost is quite high. It's funny and good as a one time gift. If we needed several, the cost would be prohibited. Again, funny product and as expected.
Came in like ordered, solid mug
My order came quickly. Packaged well. Great job.
great experience, with fast delivery. Thank you!
The mug came quickly and we love it!
straightforward order and delivery
Loiks great
Just what we ordered, arrived in perfect condition, arrived on time! Excellent!
The mug is a lot of fun and arrived as promised! Thank you
Really great! Your custom mugs are amazing and hilarious
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
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