lorenza Mug
The name Lorenza is derived from the Latin word 'laurentius,' which meaning 'person from Laurentum.' Lorenza are usually bright and vivacious. Really creative and creative, with a really profoundly different musical taste. She is extremely affectionate towards individuals she values deeply. Lorezna is a remarkable woman who can captivate any man. She is quite affectionate and playful with her partner. Lorenza’s are recognized for beautiful dark hair and even darker eyes. Lorenza seems to have a dirty sense of humour and considers everything hilarious. Lorenza’s can be very silent and lack communication when she isn’t surrounded by people she is familiar with, but once she is with people she are comfortable with, she eventually display’s her true colours. Lorenza is a loyal committed person that always has your back no matter the costs. She can roast you till you're nothing but a lump of dust on the ground. Lorenza has a few insecurities that she prefers not to discuss. She can indeed be detached and depressed at points, but she manages to remain hidden from others so they don't become concerned. Lorenza is an expert at hiding information and is always able to reassure her companions. Make sure you never let go of a Lorenza because you'll most certainly end up regretting it afterwards.
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Customer Reviews
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO
Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!