Lorelle Mug
Lorelle: An elf princess from a race of divine beings endowed with magical powers, which they use for the benefit of mankind. A Lorelle is an elf of great beauty. Lorelle will usually have big, expressive brown eyes. They wear their hair long, and have graceful, fragile features and are of extraordinary beauty. Lorelle are from the race of “light elves” having star-like eyes and golden-colored hair. Lorelle are extremely magical creatures, and are pacifistic -- unless there is some cause for action. In that case, they are savage fighters, both with spell and sword. The Lorelle elves are a peaceful, nature-lovers who enjoy beautiful things and often try themselves in the arts of drawing and music. Lorelle elves will love white, cream color, beige, and very light pastel earth tones. When they grow older they seldom get weaker, instead they become wiser and even more fair and beautiful. Lorelle elves are said to be immortal, but die of natural death after long lives. Ever since time has been recorded, Lorelle have been there, singing and tending to the forest animals. Nowadays the Lorelle elves are few, their numbers slowly dwindling as the forests they live in are cut down. They do not begrudge this, though, but see it as a passing of an age, the time of Humans.. A Lorelle will feel a duty to ensure the safety and balance of the world. I you know a Lorelle you are truly gifted with a rare and loyal friend and alliance.
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Customer Reviews
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
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Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!