Logan
Highest form of brilliance. Conqueror of greatness to the highest expertise. Carrier of excellence. A man who's body was chiseled by the gods them self. If one's name is Logan, he shall fear none, unless thy is a fat sea witch. When a Logan opens his blinds in the bright and early morning, he shall find nothing but the pastiest broads on his side of town. Most of which he will never return a phone call to. To be a Logan, one must consume and live only off of the planets finest beer, whiskey, and marijuana. An enemy of god.(but that is besides the point.) On one's bed, rather than pillows, you will find a Logan uses the plumpest breasts to rest his head upon every night. Logan's religion is based off of death metal, and takes part in rituals and ceremonies of fecal burning on neighbor's doorsteps. Why do these ceremonies occur you may ask?...because fuck em that's why. The Logan is known to also have a system of method. L: Lewer into hope O: Obtain ones love G: Get it on A: Abandon emotionally N: Never speak to the broad again.
The Urban Dictionary Mug

Product was as advertised and arrived pretty quickly too! The person loved their gift!
The "Pink Flamingo" colour with white text on a pink background is the best selection for this fine phrase mug. May I suggest you also correct the misspelling of "delightfully" in the default option for a timeless gift.
As always, a great gift.
It looks great. I couldn't have been happier
It’s a mug I would never find in a souvenir shop. I’m a legend in my own home.
I am very please with the mug. Thank you!
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Was very happy with the customer service team when I had a question. They responded to my email quickly. The mug looks really cool, makes me laugh every time I use it and high quality. I’m in love with it. Thanks!
Haylee My name is haylee sullivan and the mug is describes everything about me and i would rate it at a 5 100% it is awesome

I’m right handed and would’ve liked it better if the handle was on right side with name facing forward instead of having verbiage facing front
girlfriend loved it :) - Ian's Girlfriend
the urge to buy it and write cum on it
Purchased this mug as a Christmas gift. Can’t wait to see the reaction!
This is to test if the Urban Dictionary store rating system is working and not showing fake 5 star reviews.
These are hilarious! Great gifts. Cost seems a bit high but i couldn’t resist.

It’s a great way to store my pencils.
I used this instead of condoms It didn’t work and now my nephew is my son
Ordering was very easy and the delivery to a different address then the billing address was done effortlessly with complete correct order. Was delivered before estimated date which was very exciting. Good job well done by all.
Funny stuff! I wish the mugs cost a bit less, I'd buy more. There's an almost unlimited supply of clever slang.
awesome. came just as ordered.
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