Lena
Lenas are a phenomenon. Bad ones. Very bad ones. In the lists of misfortunes across the globe, such as 9/11, the creation of Discord, and Steve Buscemi's face, Lenas rank highly amongst them. Very highly. In fact, it is thought that the condition known as Maidenlessness, a severe malignant disease that affects 9/10 theatre kids, originated from the Lena species. Lenas would like to pretend they are in the possession of Maidens, but this is merely a side effect of their condition, possibly procured from their time in theatre. Lenas' physical form, however, is simply a vessel for an entity far beyond our comprehension. For the most part, the entity that resides within a Lena's physiology cannot be typically detected, even upon scrutinous examination, with the exception of observing their foreheads, which has been mutated in order for the being that exists within Lenas to operate comfortably. This "thing" that is within a Lena's form seems to be powered by cheese, rice crackers, and in the late autumn season, chocolate and candy. In conclusion, a Lena should be handled with the utmost caution, lest one suffer the consequences of becoming friends with them, consequences so severe that one may actually begin to be grateful for their friendship with such a person. Should this occur, it is too late, and is forced to ride along within any machinations they are pulled into by a Lena. And sometimes, those machinations aren't so bad. -A Lena's Bestie
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Easy to order and packaged well!!
It's an amazing product!
got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!
Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
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Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Great mug…. Got one for Cole M.’s girlfriend.
I ordered a customized mug for my gf and everything came out well. There were no autocorrect mistakes and the mug was unscratched. Would shop here again
Also got one for Cole M.'s girlfriend, even faster sex.
Perfect gift! My husband loved it. So funny and clever!
Great mug… got one for my girlfriend… instant sex
Is a great mug that I purchased as a gag gift for a coworker. You know the one who also as interesting words/phrases that only urban dictionary can explain. Great as a coffee mug and better as conversation piece!
Great gift!
Really fast and looks great! Took a chance on Christmas gift and it was a success!
Awesome mug feels really nice good weight and color although I think the shade could be a little brighter when it comes to the highlighter yellow, I am still pleased with the outcome and the fact that a whole passage was so neatly printed onto the product, very pleased with the packaging too! That made it so easy to wrap just in time for Christmas. Who knew!!
Nice mug, great feel‼️
Perfect!
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