LeBron James Mug
One of the greatest players of all time and also one of the most unnecessarily hated players of all time. Drafted in 2003 at the age of 18, he was already being compared to Michael Jordan. Somehow, he lived up to the hype. Most of the definitions are from (understandably) salty Cavs fans back in 2010 when he left Cleveland. He has multiple rings, MVPs, finals MVPs, just about everything. He's fourth in NBA history in total points with a legitimate chance to become number one all time. He's also top ten in assists with nearly 9000 total rebounds. His most notable career moment was when he came back to beat the Warriors in the 2016 NBA Finals after being down 3-1, winning Cleveland their first major sports championship in 52 years. He ended up winning finals MVP after leading every player from both teams in every statistical category. He used to be labeled a choker and now he has become one of the most clutch players of all time statistically. The thing most people hate him for is his ESPN special where he announced he was going to the Miami Heat back in July 2010. The ESPN special ended up raising over $3 million dollars for charity. He was recently in the news being slandered to no end because he was celebrating with the kids at his son's basketball game. No surprise there. He's built a school for less fortunate kids in Cleveland and that's just one of many great things he's done for the community. Sixteen years after he was first drafted, he's still going strong.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Couldn't wait until the mug got home. Immediately after i bought it i wet myself. I couldn't help it. I got so bored of waiting i ordered 5 more mugs. And then another 5. And then ANOTHER 5. And now i have fucking 60 mugs that say schizophrenia on them. I only intended on gifting this mug to my schizophrenic younger sibling as a last gift before i inevitably must suffocate him with his own pillow. Now with all these mugs and have decided to put one mug on the old couple across the street's doorstep each day until eventually they are convinced that they are schizophrenic and see things that aren't there. Next i will get them to be taken to a mental institute where they will be locked up to live in an all-white facility for the rest of their lives. My hope is that i can do this to all of the neighbors on my street so i can finally get enough space so that i can run my hamster experiments in peace without my neighbors always wonder what the small hamster screams coming from my basement are. Anyways nice mug 8/10.
I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.
I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great π
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morbβd
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. π
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy