LBOT Mug
A professional CounterStrike: Global Offensive team that has had 0 success. Their star player Zob brought together a team of talented young players and formed LBOT on December 2nd, 2021. They struggled greatly during the preseason as their IGL ForeHeadSweat left the team 14 times. They decided to play in ESEA open season 40. They brought on a young and very talented intellgint coach Batu to help with their communication and gameplay. The scrims were not going well. Extravent and PPstick were stable players as they brought the team a lot of reliability. Extravent was notorius for lurking unsuccessfuly. PPstick, the entry, never entryed. da_answ3r would occasionally drop 3 kills and lose his mind. He coined the term Extravent among us. Zob, the worst leader to emerge in the amutuer CSgo scene, decided to blow up the team and fire everybody including their only good peice, coach Batu. 4 days after blowing up the team, Zob changed his mind and brought the team back together. The team was completely disfunctional and never won anything ever. They had one good match and peaked against Uminn. This match vs Uminn was the single greatest feat that man has ever accomplished. 5 retards from the same shitter school came together and took down a multimillion dollar university with over 36,000 students 16-3. LBOT will be remember in my heart and many others' not as the 5-9 ESEA open shitter team but as the team that did a little bit of trolling and took down Uminn.
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Customer Reviews
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War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
Super Funny Mug 😂
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