Krishano Mug
Krishano is the most handsome boy he is a very trustful person and is a very kind person and he will miss his friends if he stays home for long and if you are on of his friends he is handsome intelligent and isn't fake and doesn't talk behind people's back. He has been through many hard times but will always wake up with a smile on his face ready to brighten everyone's day. His best friend doesn't deserve him. No one does he is the best friend anyone could ask for. If you have an Krishano, keep him close to your heart because he is special. He is more special than the sun in the sky, the grass on the ground, the water in the sea, and the birds in the air. Remind yourself daily that whoever is in charge up there was feeling extra generous when they gave you an Krishano, because he is living miracle here on earth. He is the piece that completes your complicated puzzle. Without Him the world would stop turing, the sun would stop shining, and the people would stop smiling. And if Krishano is your best friend never let go him because I promise you will never, ever, ever get someone like him. You will never even get someone close. Love your Krishano with all your heart and when you have no more love left to give, love him some more. He deserves it more than anyone. Don't take him granted. Let him know all the times he is handsome and smart and priceless and that you love him, that you love him more than anything. If you have an Krishano in your life, love him please.
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Customer Reviews
Couldn't wait until the mug got home. Immediately after i bought it i wet myself. I couldn't help it. I got so bored of waiting i ordered 5 more mugs. And then another 5. And then ANOTHER 5. And now i have fucking 60 mugs that say schizophrenia on them. I only intended on gifting this mug to my schizophrenic younger sibling as a last gift before i inevitably must suffocate him with his own pillow. Now with all these mugs and have decided to put one mug on the old couple across the street's doorstep each day until eventually they are convinced that they are schizophrenic and see things that aren't there. Next i will get them to be taken to a mental institute where they will be locked up to live in an all-white facility for the rest of their lives. My hope is that i can do this to all of the neighbors on my street so i can finally get enough space so that i can run my hamster experiments in peace without my neighbors always wonder what the small hamster screams coming from my basement are. Anyways nice mug 8/10.
I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.
I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great π
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morbβd
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. π
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy