KJ C Mug
She's the greatest person imagineable. She can sing the alphabet song in braile. When a KJ walks into a room, men around her faint from her utter beauty. A KJ can be defined by no word other than DLSAK#d, which in Czech probably means something. A KJ is blonde, has sapphire eyes, and a heart bigger than all outdoors, and then some. Her face is smoother than a baby's bottom, not that I'd know what a baby's butt feels like. She has perfect skin and beautiful lips just itching to be kissed. She has a beautiful body and she smells really really good. It is a scientifically proven fact that a KJ C causes envy in every woman (and some men) in the known universe because of her amazing beauty. She is the girl all the songwriters sing about when they say they've fallen in love, as well as the subject of every love poem ever written since 1547. Yes they were writing about KJ before she was even born. She digs my nerdiness, probably one of the most astonishing facts about a KJ. She knows every language ever spoken, even that one that you and your friend Joe made up in 3rd grade to fool the teacher. A KJ also gets a long definiton. The mushy part Above all, she knows how to make Jordans happy. Especially short, skinny, nerdy and geeky Jordans. I love everything about her She makes me the happiest guy who has ever lived. She is the most sensitive, kind, caring, loving and adoring person I have ever met. She can read people like they were a 1st grade Learn-To-Read book. She is the only person i can ever connect with at all levels, because we have so very much in common. I feel like our souls are one, and she is the sun to me. She is the only person I'll ever feel this way for. Whenever i think about her my heart leaps up and smiles, because she completes me. She is the rain to my bow, the beauty to my beast. The english major to my calculator. A KJ is the definition of my true love. I love KJ C forever and ever, and nothing will ever change that.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
I would eat this mug, no hesitation
Hell yeah My definition as merch. Hell yeah
So dope.
Its insane
We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye
Just as expected, high quality
I bought the ratty bratty mug. I love it such a STROng message! :)
Better than advertised! Colors and text were exactly as shown on website. Quality cup also. Very happy.
Fuck your mugs and your tees
Cup is for a good friend. I haven’t given it to her yet but if she’s excited as I am, she’s gonna love it thanks guys.
good service, delivery time was quick
I LOVE my mug! It's such a meaningful way to remember a word my Dad "coined" When I was a child. I am very pleased.
Holy Cow, when I ordered the mug I mistakenly googled flenching instead of fetching! My wife and German Shepard compete in AKC canine agility competition and our German Shepherd won the fetching competition. To surprise her I thought I bought her a fetching coffee mug, needless to say I’m now living in Hotel 6.
My dad hated it🤣
This is the coolest Anspaugh mug that ever existed.
Great ordering experience..good quality
8.3 cm diameter? I hardly know her
The day this mug entered my life, my depression was cured, I won the lottery, my dad came back from the dead, and my mum started loving me, motto beg but if you rub the mug 3 times a genie WIll grant you 69 wishes (I wished for more mugs 69 times)
Gift for my niece. She loves it.
I don’t really want to by it but I do like that you can customize it Also I do find find funny nearly all the one star reviews are people say “I want the mug for free”