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The Urban Dictionary Mug
Exactly what I was hoping for! Great product
very good quality, wasn’t broken or anything and was a good gag gift !
Looks great and quick delivery
Soaking is my favorite activity, glad I got a mug for it 😙

It was a surprise gift for someone and she absolutely loved it!
It was the best thing I could have asked for
Imagine not buying one of these. 🤢🗑🤡= non-buyer. Couldn't be me. 😎
It’s a mug I would never find in a souvenir shop. I’m a legend in my own home.
It looks great. I couldn't have been happier
ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT BUY IT RN
I am very please with the mug. Thank you!
the urge to buy it and write cum on it
girlfriend loved it :) - Ian's Girlfriend

I’m right handed and would’ve liked it better if the handle was on right side with name facing forward instead of having verbiage facing front
These are hilarious! Great gifts. Cost seems a bit high but i couldn’t resist.
Ordering was very easy and the delivery to a different address then the billing address was done effortlessly with complete correct order. Was delivered before estimated date which was very exciting. Good job well done by all.
I used this instead of condoms It didn’t work and now my nephew is my son
Nice cup a few words were darker than the rest. But ok
Love the fact that Urban dictionary came up with such an accurate and quick meaning for Binger! Mug was a little pricy but God is my morning coffee so much better in this mug!!

Great mug, she loved it
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