Kelvin
a person with a warm heart, beautiful smile and sweet glazed dark chocolate brown eyes which stare at oneself with such compassion and emotion, able to cheer anyone up with a silly comment about Pokémon perhaps. a person who's able to fill ones world with wonders never imagined such as a companion you can fully rely on. a person who projects themselves as shy and emo at first but blooms to be the best human on the earth who has the ability to make small origami flowers, always pays first to everything and sweet letters that will be kept for centuries to come. The perfect blend of intellect and charm, making every moment spent together feel like a celebration of love and laughter. A master of emotional thermodynamics, capable of turning any frown upside down with a single smile. Known for his ability to create a positive atmosphere, Kelvin can effortlessly light up even the darkest corners of your day. The epitome of coolness and warmth combined; Kelvin possesses the chill vibes of an Arctic breeze and the comforting embrace of a cozy fireplace. Being with Kelvin is like experiencing the perfect climate for love and happiness. An expert in the science of romance, Kelvin excels in the art of cuddling, affection, and making you feel like the centre of the universe. He's a love scientist who knows the secret formula for creating everlasting joy. Synonyms: nerd, sayang, sweetheart, partner-in-crime, and the one who turns ordinary days into extraordinary adventures, kelv.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
i shit in it
I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
i love it. my friend loved it. yay. now i'm happy and not depressed anymore.
You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Quick delivery, easy ordering, unique and special gift!
My coach loves it. I gave this to my coach and she was over the moon. Ever been hugged by an Olympic gold medalist?
Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
Arrived speedily and exactly as pictured.
I LOVE GETTING THE FUCKING MUG
The wife absolutely loved it for her birthday
it was the best and it was so worth the 10000000000 dollars
Can we really send one to Trump? That's where mine is going. Anyone who gets it will see it as a compliment, I'm sure. Love my mug and love that new "urban dictionary" term: Celebritrash. It'll be in the mainstream dictionaries next week.
My friend saw the message on the cup ordered at a mutual friends house. We think it’s hilarious so had to put it on a coffee cup. Funny, great Christmas present. If she can’t use in public she can always use at home for pens and pencils on her desk!
Bought the "Bump Down" mug for my boyfriend, he thought it was the greatest and couldn't believe I'd actually found something with the phrase on it!
Great mug but i can't manage to get it out of my asshole again
First heard the term “Cheddar Headed” from the song Feel Good by the Gorillaz. Had to look it up and found the definition hilarious and at times very true! So......had to have it! Took it to work and it definitely made an impression. Hahaha!
This was purchased as a gift , and it describes the recipient perfectly . It arrived sooner than expected, and I am very impressed with the quality .
The mug I ordered was exactly as described on the site. The shipping was fast as well. I will buy from these people again.
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