Kalkidan T.
Noun: /'kɑl kidɑŋ/ (Name origin Amharic: ቅኣ-ልእ-ክኢ-ድኣ-ንእ) Kalkidan T. is like a disease; an addiction you cannot get rid of once encounter her presence. She is a modern day men’s problem that a 21st century maturity cannot solve. She cast her magical smile on you and next thing you know, you cannot escape her spell. She has irresistible personality that no strong fortress of your heart can overcome; she is far more destructive than the ‘Fat man & Little boy’ atomic bombs. She drops in your life when you least expect her and leave you weakened with catastrophic fondness that you no longer disregard to admit. She is as small as a microbe that you never anticipate would be so important but end up taking over your neurobiology & thoughts. She becomes part of your life you enjoy having every day. She is an obsessive person whom you cannot get enough talking to – her voice is a sweet melody to your ears. She is that fun sized cupcake creature with a smart ass brain triggering your sapiosexuality. Her radiant light skin, her thin red lips, her dark smoky eyes with hard angled eyebrows, her beautiful finger nails, her thick hair and her natural body scent that sticks to your olfactory nerves of your nasal sensory system…They are all lethal weapons formed against your purity. You just cannot stand them, you will finally lose and become a simp. Synonyms: Shawty, 4k beauty, Friendly microbe, Saro Maria Chocolate Cake, Amron Shawarma, Moya Choco chip
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