Juggalo
A Juggalo, a female being a Juggalette, is a person who is a believer in the Dark Carnival, a superior Being preached about by the Insane Clown Posse. A Juggalo goes through his day knowing the 6 Joker Cards are the echoes of our lives. They are united with eachother as the Juggalo Family, helpin' eachother out, ready to swing an axe in case a fellow family member is in trouble, knowing the fuckin' pain eachother faces in their daily lives because they too have shit goin' down in their lives. Juggalos are down with the clown 'till their dead in the ground, and they're goin' to Shangri-La. The Juggalo Family/Dark Carnival welcomes all, takin' all types, size, shapes of people, even if you're a freak. You will be welcomed into the Juggalo Family no matter who you are, just as the rest of the family was. Little bitches try to diss Juggalos all the time, but all they ever do is look like bigger douche bags than they already are because they're afraid of clowns/people wearing face paint after they were mollested by people wearing excessive make-up, usually being their mothers, as if the people mollesting them were crack whores who need to wear excessive ammounts of make up just to look any wear close to good. So whenever you see someone dissing Juggalos, you can just feel sorry for them because deep down, their sad their crack whore mothers molested them at one point in their life.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
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This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
Super Funny Mug 😂
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