Jordyn
Jordyn’s are amaaazing. Jordyn is the loudest person you'll ever meet(sooo freaking loud). No matter where you are, you can hear her. She loves to talk, she never stops. She's nice, but she could also kick your butt. She won't take crap from anyone and she speaks her mind. She's so blunt it may be considered rude. If you break her trust, she'll hold it against you forever. Her friends love her, but pretend like they don't know why. Her friends do what she wants because no one can win an argument against her. Jordyn will often softly punch her friends when they are making fun of her, then yell when anyone tries to punch her back(heheh). She's very funny and sarcastic. She has an inappropriate sense of humor. Her mind is so far in the gutter, it is the gutter. She is very charismatic and easily coerces people into doing things for her. She loves food, and will take it from anyone. She eats like a maniac but she never gains a single pound(LIKE RARELY). She is likely the skinniest person you know. She loves to complain, even when there's nothing to complain about. She will never share a secret that you've told her without permission. She's very attractive, and most of her male friends have had a crush on her at one point. Most are too scared to ask her out, because she can be intimidating. She flirts with everyone she's around, but isn't aware of it.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Awesome mugs! My GF laughed her ass off, lol!!!
t-this mug changed my life. At first i was a loner but then i bought this mug and i became HIM. I thank this mug everyday for its blessings
Cute, good quality, *****!
Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
Best mug i have ever purchased! Subscribe
I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
up ya bum
Fast shipment Better than expected!
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