Jon
Jon is a man of great substance, and a teller of tales. Jon would sit on his porch surrounded by the vagrants of the world, telling tales of small butt plugs he maneuvered and McGuyvered in times of need; tales of the seedy underbelly of dildo factories, and tales on how to get a free hamburger on a Tuesday, to name a few. Men were jealous of Jon and women wanted him. They longed for Jon to satisfy them orally as Jon was known as the king of oral pleasure. When Jon performed oral on the lucky women… the geyser like wetness could be heard and seen for miles around. Unsuspecting people would feel drops of fluid dripping down upon them when on evening walks and while grilling burgers in backyards. In addition to the wetness felt blocks away, one could hear a ‘pop’ sound that can only be described as a wet hard hammer hitting a nail. The women Jon performed oral on were sent away after having been serviced. They were never the same. They spent the rest of their lives searching….. searching …. For that feeling again; feeling of explosive intense pleasure. Women would bring sandwiches to Jon and his dog a Charlie but to no avail. Jon would accept their sandwiches and then send them on their way. On warm days one can still smell the deli meat and the despair of the women Jon had turned away time and time again.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Exactly what I was expecting and a great product.
I was very happy in the experience and having a couple modifications made. The support team was very responsive And helpful in making sure it was done and delivered.
looks exactly as I expected -- nicely packaged, also quick service~!
As a Jolology major, I love my new mug!
I gave it as a gift and the recipient loved it. No indication where it was made, so maybe USA? That would be really nice, if so.
love it
excellent customer service. i gave the wrong address and they got it here quick.
Sent a mug with DABNABIT printed on it to my Grandaughter for her birthday! She absolutely was thrilled with it! This is a saying I’ve used over the years a lot & we’ve always laughed about it! Ordered myself one too!!
My friend loves his gift coffee mug!
Loved it!
I am so thrilled that I found a mug with the exact sentiments I was looking for. This will be great in the future for birthday and xmas gifts.
The custom word and design came out perfectly, and my girlfriend absolutely adored the mug; I'll absolutely consider more custom-printed cups for birthdays and other occasions in the future.
lmao n. definitely buy a sex mug
it was great 💀
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
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Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
Love it . Its me down to a T
It was a good gift
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