Jon
A Jon is no ordinary man (and we all know men are but flat-chested women who do not menstruate - although scholars still hotly debate if Jons do). A guy is only a Jon if he satisfies ALL three of the following criteria. 1. Believes he be better than everyone else. Eg: (Guy wearing a "I be so much better than you" t-shirt walks by) Wizened old observer: "Kids these days are such Jons!" 2. Possesses a peculiar penchant for shattering glassware. Eg: (A drinking establishment - that sells alcohols) *sound of shattering glass* Weary bartender (who serves alcohols): *sigh* "Guess we have another Jon here today". 3. Has a thing for seagulls (optionally runs a seagull worship cult) Person1: (Stares adoringly at a seagull that flies by overhead) "Is there anything more musical than a seagull's cry?" Person2: (looks worried) "... I know your name is Jon, but I didn't think you'd be such a 'JON' Jon, y'know?"
The Urban Dictionary Mug
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
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