Jon
A Jon is no ordinary man (and we all know men are but flat-chested women who do not menstruate - although scholars still hotly debate if Jons do). A guy is only a Jon if he satisfies ALL three of the following criteria. 1. Believes he be better than everyone else. Eg: (Guy wearing a "I be so much better than you" t-shirt walks by) Wizened old observer: "Kids these days are such Jons!" 2. Possesses a peculiar penchant for shattering glassware. Eg: (A drinking establishment - that sells alcohols) *sound of shattering glass* Weary bartender (who serves alcohols): *sigh* "Guess we have another Jon here today". 3. Has a thing for seagulls (optionally runs a seagull worship cult) Person1: (Stares adoringly at a seagull that flies by overhead) "Is there anything more musical than a seagull's cry?" Person2: (looks worried) "... I know your name is Jon, but I didn't think you'd be such a 'JON' Jon, y'know?"
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