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(UK) jocks, waste their time thinking that they will someday be a professional footballer without actually bothering to try in games or anywhere off the school team. they are big headed, arrogant and often chavy. they only hang around with other jocks and chavs. they pick on the younger years in school (such as year sevens and year eights). they tend to be year 10s or 11s and think they rule high school (middle school for USA) (wake up call they don't)! they walk around getting in peoples way and ignoring them, making it very difficult to get through the hall ways! they are often late for form as they have been hanging around on the school field not necessarily playing sport. they only date cheerleaders or plastics. they wear chavy clothes or school colors and can be like the chavs violent. music wise they tend to like pop music and rap and cannot imagine a time past 2005 producing any good music and therefor banishing good bands from there play lists from as early as the year 2000 jocks tend not to aspire to anything after high school and tend to work in a department store or more likely in the local corner shop because the small amount a physical talent they had was wasted with not enough practise and they were relying on that talent to get a good job so have not bothered with their school work so it would be better to just stay away from them!

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
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Awesome mug feels really nice good weight and color although I think the shade could be a little brighter when it comes to the highlighter yellow, I am still pleased with the outcome and the fact that a whole passage was so neatly printed onto the product, very pleased with the packaging too! That made it so easy to wrap just in time for Christmas. Who knew!!

Charles W.Dec 24
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okay so the mug was mid but when you have a genz meme and give it to one of the most serious people you know then it's pretty funny

glockieDec 24

Nice mug, great feel‼️

Tom b.Dec 23
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Perfect!

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Good quality ceramic cup! Worth the novelty price!

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Perfect gift for my gf

EthanDec 22

Looks great! Came quick

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Gave it to my nerd brother. He used it consume liquid

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Love it

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Review by Mario Alberto A.

as a fan of non-Z-generation-UD (since 2000 more or less) , especially of old-school definitions ("phat!") (as Nick, the more time passes by, the more I reach my inner age = 75 XD) , I totally appreciated the delivery in time for Christmas! (whispering) Perhaps printing quality in the Spain printing company is not as good as in the US, but - hey! - I got it before Christmas as a gift for my thank-God-non-Gen-Z-sister! ;) hugs from the eighties, and from Italy, and thanks! Mario

Mario Alberto A.Dec 22

This is SO cool. Morning coffee will always memorialize my new addition to the English lexicon.

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Too inappropriate

Ana job w.Dec 21

Item came at appropriate time in good condition.

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epic

deez n.Dec 20

Got exactly what I wanted. Very happy with my mug.

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It came faster than I thought it would and it looks great!

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Looked great, came earlier than expected, and in perfect condition!

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It came faster than I thought it would and it looks great!

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Ur momgay Very cool it is. mmmmmh very much I like.

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