jocks Mug
(UK) jocks, waste their time thinking that they will someday be a professional footballer without actually bothering to try in games or anywhere off the school team. they are big headed, arrogant and often chavy. they only hang around with other jocks and chavs. they pick on the younger years in school (such as year sevens and year eights). they tend to be year 10s or 11s and think they rule high school (middle school for USA) (wake up call they don't)! they walk around getting in peoples way and ignoring them, making it very difficult to get through the hall ways! they are often late for form as they have been hanging around on the school field not necessarily playing sport. they only date cheerleaders or plastics. they wear chavy clothes or school colors and can be like the chavs violent. music wise they tend to like pop music and rap and cannot imagine a time past 2005 producing any good music and therefor banishing good bands from there play lists from as early as the year 2000 jocks tend not to aspire to anything after high school and tend to work in a department store or more likely in the local corner shop because the small amount a physical talent they had was wasted with not enough practise and they were relying on that talent to get a good job so have not bothered with their school work so it would be better to just stay away from them!
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I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother