Jez
Jez…, he will make the worst day, the best, the world just seem so much brighter. He is the rainbow in a black and white filter. Jez will make you smile until you become grateful for everything around you, to the sun to the sky. He will be there for you when you are on your knees and kneel beside you with open arms. He is loyal, trustworthy and the closest friend you will ever have, he will make you feel like a little kid again. Jez is awkward and shy at first, then suddenly the most comfortable with you, to the point you're both laughing at someone squatting. Someone like Jez is attractive, not just in a hot way, in a soft, snuggle way. He is sleepy with his big stormy grey eyes, and soft all over. His voice is harmonic, like a song writer with a piano infront of him. Jez has a side of him that is so gentle, and respectful, he'll joke around with your parents and thank them for seeing you, he'll offer to help out even when he doesn't need to, his name will be thrown around your house with a smile. Jez will hold you until you want to fall asleep, he is soft, handsome, tall, calming and goofy. He'll play around and tickle you, then hold you close again. Kiss fights, "I love you more" contests, anything to make you smile he'd do in a heartbeat. When you're down he'll make it his job to fix it, so if you do know a Jez, give him a smile, You might just earn yourself the most perfect, gentle, goofy ass, fun, loving, friend you will ever have. I know, because he found me.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com

"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
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Every web purchase should be this easy! Love it!

Great quality, although a high price for a mug! Printed really nicely and came out really well. $30 worth the laugh.
High quality finish
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