Jez custom mug
Jez…, he will make the worst day, the best, the world just seem so much brighter. He is the rainbow in a black and white filter. Jez will make you smile until you become grateful for everything around you, to the sun to the sky. He will be there for you when you are on your knees and kneel beside you with open arms. He is loyal, trustworthy and the closest friend you will ever have, he will make you feel like a little kid again. Jez is awkward and shy at first, then suddenly the most comfortable with you, to the point you're both laughing at someone squatting. Someone like Jez is attractive, not just in a hot way, in a soft, snuggle way. He is sleepy with his big stormy grey eyes, and soft all over. His voice is harmonic, like a song writer with a piano infront of him. Jez has a side of him that is so gentle, and respectful, he'll joke around with your parents and thank them for seeing you, he'll offer to help out even when he doesn't need to, his name will be thrown around your house with a smile. Jez will hold you until you want to fall asleep, he is soft, handsome, tall, calming and goofy. He'll play around and tickle you, then hold you close again. Kiss fights, "I love you more" contests, anything to make you smile he'd do in a heartbeat. When you're down he'll make it his job to fix it, so if you do know a Jez, give him a smile, You might just earn yourself the most perfect, gentle, goofy ass, fun, loving, friend you will ever have. I know, because he found me.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
- Glossy ceramic, 11 oz
- Vivid artwork fused into the finish, not a vinyl decal
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Approximately 3.8" tall
- Printed just for you. Before we print
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
Bought this for my boss and now I'm part of the unemployment statistic, cool mug tho!
Cute, simple, as advertised.
My great great great great great uncle’s dog’s daughter’s owner’s sister loved this mug. Must recomend!!!
Got this for my dog
As a Jolology major, I love my new mug!
It was for a friends 70th b-day. When we order it, it was going to come 2 day after the party. But we were so excited it came 3 days before his party. It was a big hit. Thank you.
I gave it as a gift and the recipient loved it. No indication where it was made, so maybe USA? That would be really nice, if so.
I appreciated the email asking if the content was correct. Excellent quality and attention to detail. Thank you!
its an incredible mug! i would recommend purchasing this awesome product!
Damonism and #Stolen Valor Coffee Mug These coffee mugs are rugged, solid, high quality and keep the liquids hotter, longer. The definitions of both mugs are spot-on! I will definitely by more. Great work Urban Dictionary!
why is this a real thing? AND YA'LL ACTING LIKE IT'S NORMAL!?
I really like the mug, but I thought I had ordered the all pink one. What came was a white with a block of pink with "Fubar" written on it.
the only reason why i care about humanity this mug is the reason why i believe humanity deserves a second chance, even after they blaspheme my name. this mug is the greatest thing i've ever seen and i have ordered many of them. this mug replaces the holy grail. the bible should've told about the wonderful deeds of the mug and how it saved humanity from my wrath. alas, whilst the laws keep me from tampering with human minds and altering holy objects like the bible, i can only pass on my message: "spread the news and buy this mug!"
Its.. omg, its............. AMAZING AMAZING OMG ITS SOOO GOOD
A mug for your boyfriend Paul????? My boyfriend is not called Paul. I don't even have a boyfriend
Great mug... finally got my ""your mom gay lol" mug, I'm so happy
ariana grande mug omg this slays mah life
It was easy to correct grammar when necessary, and then to order a great gift for a member of a wedding party. Nice, simple, and sturdy mug.
with this we regain gods trust This mug changes my views of humanity. I think we may have a chance of not going extinct. Everyone should own this fantastic mug. Oh it's also has a nice handle.
Love that I got an Urban Dictionary word definition from someone I know! So much fun and great memory item!! 😊