Jez
Jez…, he will make the worst day, the best, the world just seem so much brighter. He is the rainbow in a black and white filter. Jez will make you smile until you become grateful for everything around you, to the sun to the sky. He will be there for you when you are on your knees and kneel beside you with open arms. He is loyal, trustworthy and the closest friend you will ever have, he will make you feel like a little kid again. Jez is awkward and shy at first, then suddenly the most comfortable with you, to the point you're both laughing at someone squatting. Someone like Jez is attractive, not just in a hot way, in a soft, snuggle way. He is sleepy with his big stormy grey eyes, and soft all over. His voice is harmonic, like a song writer with a piano infront of him. Jez has a side of him that is so gentle, and respectful, he'll joke around with your parents and thank them for seeing you, he'll offer to help out even when he doesn't need to, his name will be thrown around your house with a smile. Jez will hold you until you want to fall asleep, he is soft, handsome, tall, calming and goofy. He'll play around and tickle you, then hold you close again. Kiss fights, "I love you more" contests, anything to make you smile he'd do in a heartbeat. When you're down he'll make it his job to fix it, so if you do know a Jez, give him a smile, You might just earn yourself the most perfect, gentle, goofy ass, fun, loving, friend you will ever have. I know, because he found me.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I'm in a Spanish-speaking practice group, and the phrase "Ajo y Agua" came up, meaning, (more or less) "If you f***ed up, deal with it." (It's a long story, how "Garlic and Water" means this, but that's the fun of it.) Anyway, the Urban Dictionary site with the mug popped up on Google (reading my mind, as always) so I bought one as a gift. It's not cheap as mugs go, but I'm happy to say the mug is VERY good quality, looks exactly as it does online, and is packed in the most securely designed mug-transport box I've ever seen. You can't break it in shipping or reshipping! Also it arrived in just a few days. I recommend this product highly.
I ate the mug it tastes good
Got it quick and husband loves it
Why soooo accurateee😩
i love this mug it made me so happy
I love seeing my name of coffee mug ☕️ also they describer very well biiftu means sunshine 🌞 ♥️🙌🏽
Veryfast ship in todays world...nice quality mug....will be buying more
I love seeing new products, this one is awesome!
It's a very good idea and I'm so glad ☺
mug gud, got it for my gf but mug just made her pregananant. Help pliz mug says its going after my thicc mum next. pliz send help
Gave it to my uncle and he rewarded me with a wet kiss. Best gift ever!
I thought this mug was a bear.
I got it in the mail. then The next day it was sleeping with My non Existant Gf
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I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
i shit in it
You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
Bought the "Bump Down" mug for my boyfriend, he thought it was the greatest and couldn't believe I'd actually found something with the phrase on it!
My friend saw the message on the cup ordered at a mutual friends house. We think it’s hilarious so had to put it on a coffee cup. Funny, great Christmas present. If she can’t use in public she can always use at home for pens and pencils on her desk!
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