Jen Mug
Jen is a woman that means the world to me. I don't hear nearly enough from her. But that is ok. I am worried that I scared her away. She always has a way of telling me I am not crazy as if she knows what I am dealing with in a more empathetic way. The truth is, I would die for this woman and at the moment could only dream of being with this woman. She has a big spirit and I'm not too completely sure if she knows how she has helped me. The time that I spent with her, no matter the circumstances, was not spent in vain. I enjoyed every minute with her. She had a way of making me feel like the universe revolved around me and only speaks volumes on the type of loyal person she is. She is definitely not an unfaithful person but don't doubt that she would cheat right in front of your face if you were unfaithful to her. I wish that this woman was mine. She is the true meaning of ride or die. I hope my mistakes in her presence can be forgiven and that maybe I could get a chance to court this woman one day. She has been nothing less than a great friend, opening up her house, feeding me, sharing other things, and putting up with my crazy ass. I wish she would answer back a text and let me know she was alive, but I know that she is. I think I know what she want, and I think I can understand the Lord's guidance on this. I know not to be paranoid of this woman and trust her with my life.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
Super Funny Mug 😂
best mug ever spittin nothin but fax
i fucking hate your mugs and shirts