Jelly Braclets Mug
A bracelet that can be worn around wrists, ankles or another part of the body. Mainly, girls wore them because it was "fashionable" at the time. But there is also a game that came with it. The game is called "snaps". Different coloured bracelets meant a different sexual activity; Yellow - indicates the wearer is willing to HUG Pink - indicates the wearer is willing to give a hickey Orange - indicates the wearer is willing to KISS Purple - indicates the wearer is willing to kiss a partner of either sex Red - indicates the wearer is willing to perform a LAP DANCE Green - indicates that ORAL SEX can be performed on a girl Clear - indicates a willingness to do "whatever the snapper wants" Blue - indicates ORAL SEX performed on a guy Black - indicates that the wearer will have regular "missionary" sex White - indicates the wearer will "FLASH" what they have Glittery Yellow - indicates HUGGING and KISSING is acceptable Glittery Pink - willing to "flash" a body part Glittery Purple - wearer is willing to French kiss Glittery Blue - wearer is willing to perform anal sex Glittery Green - indicates that the wearer is willing to "69" Glittery Clear - indicates that the wearer will let the snappee "feel up" or touch any body part they want Parents along with teachers and almost all other adults flipped out when they heard about "snaps" and automaticly thought anyone wearing these bracelets were huge sluts, and were fucking people everywhere. Banning the bracelets from many schools.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
The snarky message on the mug always gets big laughs from guests so I'm now using it as my go-to bourbon glass
Love the coffee mug. Would have been nice to see who had the word accepted into Urban Dictionary printed on the bottom of the mug. As I was the one. "Dusty Dawg" Other than that I love.
fuck ur mugs i want one for free
This mug, much like a cursed relic unearthed from the depths of despair, embodies a cacophony of design flaws and manufacturing mishaps that make one wonder if it was birthed from the darkest corners of incompetence itself. From its deceptively promising exterior, which boasts a color scheme akin to a bruised banana left out in the sun for too long, to its handle that feels more like a medieval torture device designed to punish the unsuspecting hand that dares to grasp it, every aspect of this mug screams "regret." Its material, a sinister amalgamation of recycled nightmares and shattered dreams, leeches a flavor reminiscent of stale coffee mixed with the tears of disappointed souls into whatever liquid unfortunate enough to be poured within its cursed confines. The rim, jagged and uneven like the edge of a poorly forged blade, guarantees that each sip is a perilous journey fraught with the risk of lip lacerations and existential dread. And let us not forget the bottom of this vessel, where the manufacturer's logo is stamped with all the subtlety of a scarlet letter, branding the user as a victim of their own poor purchasing decisions for all eternity. Indeed, this mug serves as a stark reminder that sometimes, in the vast expanse of consumer goods, there exists a dark abyss where quality and utility fear to tread, leaving only disappointment and regret in their wake.
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