Jelly Braclets Mug
A bracelet that can be worn around wrists, ankles or another part of the body. Mainly, girls wore them because it was "fashionable" at the time. But there is also a game that came with it. The game is called "snaps". Different coloured bracelets meant a different sexual activity; Yellow - indicates the wearer is willing to HUG Pink - indicates the wearer is willing to give a hickey Orange - indicates the wearer is willing to KISS Purple - indicates the wearer is willing to kiss a partner of either sex Red - indicates the wearer is willing to perform a LAP DANCE Green - indicates that ORAL SEX can be performed on a girl Clear - indicates a willingness to do "whatever the snapper wants" Blue - indicates ORAL SEX performed on a guy Black - indicates that the wearer will have regular "missionary" sex White - indicates the wearer will "FLASH" what they have Glittery Yellow - indicates HUGGING and KISSING is acceptable Glittery Pink - willing to "flash" a body part Glittery Purple - wearer is willing to French kiss Glittery Blue - wearer is willing to perform anal sex Glittery Green - indicates that the wearer is willing to "69" Glittery Clear - indicates that the wearer will let the snappee "feel up" or touch any body part they want Parents along with teachers and almost all other adults flipped out when they heard about "snaps" and automaticly thought anyone wearing these bracelets were huge sluts, and were fucking people everywhere. Banning the bracelets from many schools.
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Customer Reviews
this is my new piss mug
Cool
I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.