Jason
Jason is unbreakably strong Loyal Takes pride in blunt honesty Quick to anger Not to be fucked with Intensely Patriotic Would find no greater honor than to lay down his life for America Teach him his job & you'll find none better Enjoys hard work Insists on doing it right Incapable of beatin round the bush Direct to the point Brutally honest Be careful what you ask, you may not want the answer He knows you know he's right Doesn't know the meaning of tact Distrustful of strangers Let him get to know you, and he'll throw obscene jokes. He won't respect you if you can't dish it back The worst thing you can do is endanger someone who he loves. You'll feel pain A true Jason says eating pussy is the main event of sex. Once he starts, he won't stop. It's for his pleasure not yours Jason will make you cum by doing things you don't know are possible, and come back for more His appetite for pussy is insatiable. He's aggressive but gentle If you ask Jason to come over you need to be ready for him to pull down your pants gorge himself and walk away belching in appreciation. It won't be long before he asks for seconds A true Jason loves all women but he prefers blondes He loves the Elsa Jean/Kenzie Taylor type who looks like Barbie come to life Even though he knows he can't ever have one Jasons are always simple but misunderstood by those looking for things that aren't there You'll always know where you stand with Jason cause he'll tell you in no uncertain terms
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I had it drop-shipped and the recipient was very pleased. Thank you for the quick service and handling.
The coffee mug looks great and always draws comments from those seeing the first time.
perfect for when im expressing myself <3
The most coolest I own!
Cole m's girlfriend loved this mug we have an uncontrollable love for eachother

Easy to order and packaged well!!
It's an amazing product!
The mug is a lot of fun and arrived as promised! Thank you
Just what we ordered, arrived in perfect condition, arrived on time! Excellent!
So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.
got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
Really great! Your custom mugs are amazing and hilarious
lit af my name is Frey and the def isnt true but its so great
Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
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