Jason
Jason is unbreakably strong Loyal Takes pride in blunt honesty Quick to anger Not to be fucked with Intensely Patriotic Would find no greater honor than to lay down his life for America Teach him his job & you'll find none better Enjoys hard work Insists on doing it right Incapable of beatin round the bush Direct to the point Brutally honest Be careful what you ask, you may not want the answer He knows you know he's right Doesn't know the meaning of tact Distrustful of strangers Let him get to know you, and he'll throw obscene jokes. He won't respect you if you can't dish it back The worst thing you can do is endanger someone who he loves. You'll feel pain A true Jason says eating pussy is the main event of sex. Once he starts, he won't stop. It's for his pleasure not yours Jason will make you cum by doing things you don't know are possible, and come back for more His appetite for pussy is insatiable. He's aggressive but gentle If you ask Jason to come over you need to be ready for him to pull down your pants gorge himself and walk away belching in appreciation. It won't be long before he asks for seconds A true Jason loves all women but he prefers blondes He loves the Elsa Jean/Kenzie Taylor type who looks like Barbie come to life Even though he knows he can't ever have one Jasons are always simple but misunderstood by those looking for things that aren't there You'll always know where you stand with Jason cause he'll tell you in no uncertain terms
The Urban Dictionary Mug
This is lafayetti yummi yum yum Oui oui mon ami je m'appelle lafayette The lancelot of the revolutionary set I came from afar just to say "Bonsoir" Tell the king "Casse toi" Who's the best C'est moi
Awesome purchase, I can't wait to show off my "Progressively Straight" mug at Starbucks.
Mug was delivered undamaged just as ordered.
My order came quickly. Packaged well. Great job.
IT WAS MUG! CAME QUICK & SAID THING. HAVE NOT TASTED YET. NOT SMELL BAD, BUT DISHWASHER NONETHE LESS....
Henceforth, I am unable to leave a negative review for this amazing cup.
Good quality, just as pictured. Very pleased with it!
Having my first cup of coffee in the new cup. Good idea to add new terms through individual contributions.
10/10 Looks exactly like the preview. Shipping was fast.
This is for my granddaughter whom I used to call cutie patootie until she found out another meaning for patootie. Then she didn’t like the name so much! This will be a perfect gift for her! She is 16.
Love the cups :) It reminds us of our sweet momma. I thought everyone knew the word "mommicked" but evidently it is an Eastern North Carolina thing...My sisters and I all married Northerner/ Yankees and they had never heard of the word. Thank you for a tender memory.
Cup came in one piece and looks as nice as it does in the picture! Only note is just be mindful of any typos in the description of the definition, they will show up on the cup too! Other than that, no complaints!
This reminds me of the amazing teams i worked in!
great experience, with fast delivery. Thank you!
my grandma loved it!
My grandma is HOOKED
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This mug makes me happy :) reminds me of so many funny high school memories!
The mug came quickly and we love it!
These mugs are always good. I usually choose the neon green!
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