Jade
A very modest girl who isn't at all arrogant in the slightest and doesn't love to brag about how she can get with anyone she wants. She is extremely beautiful and gorgeous and VERY INCREDIBLY sexy. You will want to do it with her as soon as humanly possible. She has an incredible personality, is extremely funny and is so talented (She can play 3 different types of guitar). Have I mentioned she's sexy yet? She has a smile and laugh that will make your day and she is super loving and caring and selfless and sweet. She's also is SUPER into cars (for some reason) such as Teslas, LOVES spider man (Tom Holland specifically for some random reason), and SUPER DUPER into Disney. As soon as you see her you will fall truly madly deeply in love with her and will not want to let her go. Even if she doesn't even like about karaoke and you're amazing singing talent (not even realizing there is a singing superstar sensation right in front of her eyes). She also takes a CONSIDERABLE amount of pleasure from absolutely refusing to repeat herself EVER. Hope you have supersonic hearing because one time is all your getting when she talks. No repeats. She is also INSANELY competitive, (like GOOD LUCK trying to have a fair match in anything) she'll always rub it in your face and even when she doesn't win (which is all the time) she will try and convince you to say otherwise with her sexy kisses and...persuasiveness. Never let her go because she is an absolute keeper.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
I got it in the mail. then The next day it was sleeping with My non Existant Gf
I thought this mug was a bear.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :))))))))
i shit in it
I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
My friend saw the message on the cup ordered at a mutual friends house. We think it’s hilarious so had to put it on a coffee cup. Funny, great Christmas present. If she can’t use in public she can always use at home for pens and pencils on her desk!
Bought the "Bump Down" mug for my boyfriend, he thought it was the greatest and couldn't believe I'd actually found something with the phrase on it!
I took time designing it but wasn't sure, online tools being what they are, that what I was seeing was for sure what I'd get. Very much appreciated the customer service communication which verified that what I'd designed was what I wanted, and the shipping was quick too.
Good quality, packaging shipped well, arrived quickly.
this is the best for coffee and hot coco especially if you make the hot coco in it then pour it on your significant other and do body shots 😋🥱
I can pass away peacefully. This mug is everything I’ve ever needed and more. Fat thank you, Urban Dictionary. <3
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
these mugs are amazing. I can't
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
up ya bum
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