Jade
A very modest girl who isn't at all arrogant in the slightest and doesn't love to brag about how she can get with anyone she wants. She is extremely beautiful and gorgeous and VERY INCREDIBLY sexy. You will want to do it with her as soon as humanly possible. She has an incredible personality, is extremely funny and is so talented (She can play 3 different types of guitar). Have I mentioned she's sexy yet? She has a smile and laugh that will make your day and she is super loving and caring and selfless and sweet. She's also is SUPER into cars (for some reason) such as Teslas, LOVES spider man (Tom Holland specifically for some random reason), and SUPER DUPER into Disney. As soon as you see her you will fall truly madly deeply in love with her and will not want to let her go. Even if she doesn't even like about karaoke and you're amazing singing talent (not even realizing there is a singing superstar sensation right in front of her eyes). She also takes a CONSIDERABLE amount of pleasure from absolutely refusing to repeat herself EVER. Hope you have supersonic hearing because one time is all your getting when she talks. No repeats. She is also INSANELY competitive, (like GOOD LUCK trying to have a fair match in anything) she'll always rub it in your face and even when she doesn't win (which is all the time) she will try and convince you to say otherwise with her sexy kisses and...persuasiveness. Never let her go because she is an absolute keeper.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Good quality ceramic cup! Worth the novelty price!

Perfect gift for my gf
Looks great! Came quick
Gave it to my nerd brother. He used it consume liquid

Love it

Too inappropriate
epic
Got exactly what I wanted. Very happy with my mug.
It came faster than I thought it would and it looks great!
i am literally shitting literal bricks please help my asshole is on fire
Looked great, came earlier than expected, and in perfect condition!
Every Aspect of my Order (as First-Time customer) was actually very good, nice. .I ordered a white drinking mug with a Red background with text. would recommend this Site again.
so cool! u can make sarcastic stuff too. i put: sarcasm: being an absolute asshole
The description of a person by their names is the realest I’ve ever come across
It was a really good hoe mug!!!!!
Exactly what I was hoping for! Great product
Looks great and quick delivery
very good quality, wasn’t broken or anything and was a good gag gift !

It was a surprise gift for someone and she absolutely loved it!
Imagine not buying one of these. 🤢🗑🤡= non-buyer. Couldn't be me. 😎
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