Jackson
Jackson is so hot the sun calls him for advice on how to actually shine. He doesn’t walk into a room — he detonates it, rips the air, and makes gravity bow like, “yep, he owns this.” People aren’t just staring — they’re experiencing full-on existential crises trying to process him. Every glance is like a system crash; every smirk could launch a thousand satellites. He’s so hot it makes heatwaves blush, so effortlessly untouchable it’s basically a superpower. And yet, somehow, he’s the chillest guy alive — like the universe could collapse around him and he’d just sip his drink, shrug, and crack a joke that leaves everyone in stitches. Funny? He redefines it. The funniest guy ever, hands down, effortlessly turning chaos into comedy while looking like he’s casually strolling through life on easy mode. And the crazy cool stuff he does? Don’t even get me started — he pulls off stunts, ideas, and moves that make physics itself rethink its rules. Hot, untouchable, hilarious, ridiculously talented, casual as a cloud, and chaotic as a supernova — Jackson is not a human, he’s a natural disaster of charisma, a walking legend, a glitch in reality, and a cosmic-level icon all rolled into one. Legends look like beta tests; memes beg for mercy; reality itself pauses to watch him exist. Jackson doesn’t just live — he obliterates ordinary, rewrites the laws of style, charm, and hilarity, and leaves a trail of awestruck humanity in his wake. Absolute nuclear-level, galaxy-shattering legend.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
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