Jackson
Jackson is so hot the sun calls him for advice on how to actually shine. He doesn’t walk into a room — he detonates it, rips the air, and makes gravity bow like, “yep, he owns this.” People aren’t just staring — they’re experiencing full-on existential crises trying to process him. Every glance is like a system crash; every smirk could launch a thousand satellites. He’s so hot it makes heatwaves blush, so effortlessly untouchable it’s basically a superpower. And yet, somehow, he’s the chillest guy alive — like the universe could collapse around him and he’d just sip his drink, shrug, and crack a joke that leaves everyone in stitches. Funny? He redefines it. The funniest guy ever, hands down, effortlessly turning chaos into comedy while looking like he’s casually strolling through life on easy mode. And the crazy cool stuff he does? Don’t even get me started — he pulls off stunts, ideas, and moves that make physics itself rethink its rules. Hot, untouchable, hilarious, ridiculously talented, casual as a cloud, and chaotic as a supernova — Jackson is not a human, he’s a natural disaster of charisma, a walking legend, a glitch in reality, and a cosmic-level icon all rolled into one. Legends look like beta tests; memes beg for mercy; reality itself pauses to watch him exist. Jackson doesn’t just live — he obliterates ordinary, rewrites the laws of style, charm, and hilarity, and leaves a trail of awestruck humanity in his wake. Absolute nuclear-level, galaxy-shattering legend.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO
Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant
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