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Italians are the hottest people ever. Everyone things are sexy boys are gay, but just because they dress better than anyone on earth, doesn't make them gay, actually they are very hott and straight. We have the best food in the freaking world, people who say pizza is American, need to go to Napoli and eat at a REAL pizzeria, one of the small ones in a back ally. Not only, we also created ice cream, the piano, teh compass, and had some of the greatest minds in history, Michelangelo, Da Vinci, Rafaelle, Donatello, Petrarca, Tiziano, Boccaccio, Bellini, Machiavelli, Castiglione, Vasari. America was not only discovered by the Italian CRISTOFORO COLOMBO, NOT Christopher Columbus, but named after an Italian, AMERIGO Vespucci. We play soccer better than any country in the world and this summer proves that, anyone who gives us shit about winning the World Cup just needs to watch us kick ass some more. We have the tightest cars, teh prettiest cities, the most beautiful beaches on Earth in my homeland, SARDEGNA! (proud to be a "sardine"!). We do not all have mafia connections, Italian girls are no harrier than any other race, we do NOT eat marinara shit and alfredo sauces, and we do NOT put parmesan on fish, EVER! L'Italia non e per niente tutte queste cazzate americane, noi siamo i piu figi e non ce possono sta. FORZA ITALIA, NEL MIO CUORE PER SEMPRE!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
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