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Italians are the hottest people ever. Everyone things are sexy boys are gay, but just because they dress better than anyone on earth, doesn't make them gay, actually they are very hott and straight. We have the best food in the freaking world, people who say pizza is American, need to go to Napoli and eat at a REAL pizzeria, one of the small ones in a back ally. Not only, we also created ice cream, the piano, teh compass, and had some of the greatest minds in history, Michelangelo, Da Vinci, Rafaelle, Donatello, Petrarca, Tiziano, Boccaccio, Bellini, Machiavelli, Castiglione, Vasari. America was not only discovered by the Italian CRISTOFORO COLOMBO, NOT Christopher Columbus, but named after an Italian, AMERIGO Vespucci. We play soccer better than any country in the world and this summer proves that, anyone who gives us shit about winning the World Cup just needs to watch us kick ass some more. We have the tightest cars, teh prettiest cities, the most beautiful beaches on Earth in my homeland, SARDEGNA! (proud to be a "sardine"!). We do not all have mafia connections, Italian girls are no harrier than any other race, we do NOT eat marinara shit and alfredo sauces, and we do NOT put parmesan on fish, EVER! L'Italia non e per niente tutte queste cazzate americane, noi siamo i piu figi e non ce possono sta. FORZA ITALIA, NEL MIO CUORE PER SEMPRE!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
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Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant
Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
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